Happy Days was a sitcom that presented teenage life in the 1950’s and told the story of a teenager who would later grow up to produce Problem Child and The Cat in the Hat. You know what one redeeming quality about Benny, Leo and Johnny’s Adventures? They explain how they got there. Well, the madman we all know as YakkoWarnerMovies101 has collaborated with Reese Ambler, fresh off of his incomplete Batman Forever crossover that happened to end with Reese fighting off internet reviewers, to screw history over in this iconic sitcom. Oh boy.
I’ll be riffing the whole thing in one Vimeo exclusive part to save me from too much typing, and not the “remastered” version on YouTube that’s been split into so many parts. So, although Psyga already reviewed it, prepare yourselves for All the Way, episode 1 of Pooh’s Adventures of Happy Days.
Here’s the whole nightmare.
The person who originally made this was trying to be serious when he paired a character from Clifford the Big Red Dog with the son of Godzilla.
Kyle had replaced one of Cartman’s Twix bars with a gummy popper tablet, They looked very similar to Twix bars so Eric didn’t notice the difference.
"Eat it fatass!" Kyle says to himself watching Eric enjoy his candy.
Eric was sitting in his kitchen and being cocky. Teasing Kyle with the candy saying “You can’t have any Kahl! It’s all mine!”
Eric’s cockiness would soon cease.
As soon as Eric had swallowed the special piece of candy, his tummy started rumbling and aching.
"Ugh, why do i feel so weird?"
Eric holds his stomach as his head, feet and hands start feeling the effects first.
His cocoa brown hair started poking out from under his winter hat and would not fit back in.
"The hell is this"?!!
Cartman’s bare toes bursted out of his shoes, and soon his shoes come off altogether as his gummy feet pop out like giant balloons and make rubbery squeezing sounds against the cold tile floor. he feels a warm blobby sensation in his soft brown pants. He didn’t have to look down to figure out what was happening.
"Oh No!!" Cartman yelped as his penis was inflating and throbbing uncontrollably, stretching out his pants like mad.
Cartman’s toes squeaked as he began wiggling them in panic.
This whole situation felt very unreal and surprising to him.
Kyle was watching from outside with joy laughing at Cartman’s shock and super bloating body.
"Why is this happening to me????!!!!" Cartman mumbled as his cheeks were starting to puff up over his mouth. He could no longer talk, or control his movements.
With eyes wide he could clearly see his skin looked softer flabbier and shinier than it ever did before.
Eric Theodore Cartman was in a ‘tight’ squeeze!
His belly button poofed out with a loud ‘Pop’ sound.
His chest rising up over his fat chin.
His eyeballs bigger than dinner plates.
His body painfully pulsing and throbbing with every second he inflates more.
His already fat butt inflates out under his poofy penis and leaves him unable to move.
His feet and hands sunk into his belly so he could barely move them.
All he could do was bounce in place on his own inflated butt which was still growing and swelling like a balloon with the rest of his gummy body.
I hate this chick.
Somebody’s going to hell.